Good morning and toodles to my dear Anne Slanders fans! I recently spent 4 wonderful but purposeful days on WireClub.com and let me say; what an exciting and eye-opening experience it was! Let me tell you all about it.
Before embarking on my tales of adventure, I wish to clarify my intentions: I harbor no desire to tarnish anyone’s reputation. Recently, I discovered that I was the subject of a rival’s blog post, and my identity as Anne Slanders has been mistakenly attributed to someone else.
Thus, let me set the record straight before I proceed.
Dear Julie:
It’s come to my attention that I am being mistaken as Mr. Thosny. First of all darling, you need only be aware that you are very much “off the mark”. While I do enjoy seeing you squirm, the poor chap is innocent.
You see my child, you seem to have forgotten your roots. You have become amnesiatic and remiss of those precious moments that this epiphany of a blog life began, oh so many eons ago. You, my dear Julie, have forgotten the skeletons in your closet.
Mr. Thosny was merely a helpful but boorish pawn; all too eager to assist a damsel such as myself.
I have known you for a very long time, Jules. Lets take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Do you remember this timeless classic?
Or perhaps you have fallen numb to the countless souls you have doxxed over the years, as in this timeless gem.
I will not divulge your entire, ego-driven pestilence today. This will be a slow and maniacal unveiling of your true nature for all to see.
Given your affinity for apologies, kindly extend one to Mr. Thosny. You owe him that. Although he professes to be a writer, his compositional style, constrained by his lacking editorial boundaries, falls short in my estimation. It leans a tad too heavily toward self-effacement, if you inquire of me. The notion that he could be mistaken for me strikes me as rather amusing. However, I never held you in high regard when it came to intellect.
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