Blogs of Shame

Dear Glorious,

There are so many candidates that could percolate to my "Top 3 Worst Blogs" but after much deliberation, here they are from bad to worst.

#3 Rosie’s R Blog 
Written by former US talk show host Rosie O’Donnell. The
language is the main problem with Rosie’s blog. Also, she doesn’t like to use punctuation, capitalization or any sort of sentence structure. It’s one thing to write poetry but if you write regular blogs, it is quite lame to adopt a style like this. Give the over-stylized and under lacking grammar, and painful-to-read prose a rest.

#2 Bad Hair Day Blog 
You can find a blog about almost anything. When it comes to bad topics, though, Bad Hair Day comes out a snip above the rest. The entire site, as its name suggests, is devoted to messy, mousy, or otherwise lackluster locks.

Written by the anonymous ‘Bad Hair Czar’, the site points a finger at celebs who could do with a new do. It tackles such tough topics as whether Kelly Osbourne is wearing a wig, whether Christina Ricci looks better with or without bangs, and whether Penelope Cruz needs to rethink her brushing technique. And like many lame blogs, it’s not updated often enough – which probably is a good thing.

But the sad winner is

#1 JulesBiteMeBlog
Written by an anonymous blogger who calls herself the "Painter of Words", this wordsmith's artistry is equal to that of a nine-year-old who was handed three crayons by the drink server at the Golden Corral. As with Rosie's Blog, there is no attempt to use punctuation, capitalization, spell check, or any sort of sentence structure.

You may be wondering why I came to be aware of this blog. It was mentioned multiple times through correspondences we received through Connect with Anne. My team reviewed the authors articles, the layout, and overall substance as to why it gave our readers so much pungent consternation and respite.

After dulling my senses for nearly an hour, the Painter is a prime example of what happens when mothers fail to breastfeed their babies. The Painter is nothing more than a sad unfortunate soul, devoid of class, character or humility. Her amusement lies in her attack of others. I'm not entirely sure whether this is caused by a neighborhood or work-related dispute but my team will attempt to unearth more. 

If it was only the Painter, one would be inclined to dismiss it as a singular, long-standing, psychotic breakdown but the author seems to have a small band of followers called the "Flying Monkeys". Oh, how quaint.

What I found fascinating was the authors claim of having 696K+ individual site hits. It didn't take my team long to fact check this egregious misrepresentation. As suspected, what is being reported as Site Hits, is actually the total word count from 10+ years of senseless babble.

I am mildly interested in understanding the genesis of this person's rage. If anyone has more information, please contact me through Connect with Anne. All information will be held in the strictest confidence.